Tai Wesley: Helllloooo.
Wild Bill: Alright, I’m just going to ask you a few questions you know about this past season and about your personal life and stuff.
Wild Bill: I see that you just got nose surgery? Was that for cosmetic reasons?
Tai Wesley: Well you know, I just have always wanted to get a nose job and my nose has always been one of those big Polynesian noses, so I kind of wanted to reduce it and show off my white side.
Wild Bill: Nice, how many spots did you break your nose in?
Tai Wesley: Uh, three spots
Wild Bill: Did it all happen in one hit, or did they just keep smackin it?
Tai Wesley: It just took one hit, it might have happened the second time too but I’m not sure. I know it broke for sure the first time though.
Wild Bill: What is your nickname?
Tai Wesley: Toby
Wild Bill: Let’s see here, you have a lot of family in Hawaii – What’s your favorite part of the Hawaiian culture?
Tai Wesley: The food, without question.
Wild Bill: What do you like to eat?
Tai Wesley: What don’t I like to eat? I love to eat at Pounders—pretty much everything they serve is grade A. I love the short ribs and the spam.
Wild Bill: Dumb & Dumber or Tommy Boy?
Tai Wesley: Dumb & Dumber
Wild Bill: What?! You aren’t a Chris Farley fan?
Tai Wesley: Well yeah, I love Chris Farley and Tommy Boy but Dumb & Dumber is my favorite movie.
Wild Bill: Mermaid Bill or Cupid Bill?
Tai Wesley: Cupid Bill, I mean it all came together so nicely.
Wild Bill: You’re currently dating Lexi Godfrey—she’s pretty hot. What do you do to romance her on a Friday night? How do get her to stay with you?
Tai Wesley: Well first I put on some Barry Manilow – If all else fails, I show her my hairy chest… that usually works out pretty well for me.
Wild Bill: Who’s got a hairier chest, you or me? (Lifting both of their shirts)
Tai Wesley: Uhhh me.
Wild Bill: Nah nah, you’re just centralized in one spot, I’m more dispersed.
Wild Bill: Of all the places you play in the WAC, which stadium is your favorite besides the Spectrum?
Tai Wesley: I like to play in Hawaii. It’s easier to breath there because of the air quality.
Wild Bill: Where is your least favorite place to play?
Tai Wesley: My least favorite would be New Mexico State. They are also my least favorite team in the WAC.
Wild Bill: Describe yourself in one word.
Tai Wesley: In one word?
Wild Bill: Yeah like dumb or stupid or just whatever you feel like saying?
Tai Wesley: Well Bill, what do you think? Describe me in one word.
Wild Bill: Beautiful.
Tai Wesley: Well, that works
Wild Bill: I guess that’s pretty much it. Would you like to make a public apology for shooting bottle rockets at me while I’m in the bathroom?
Tai Wesley: I would like to apologize to your roommate Naki for letting him make the mistake of being your roommate. I really wasn’t looking out for his interest with that move.